Latest Pathan Jokes

Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?

Tota bola PATHAN.

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1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge

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Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
“KESi HO”
Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne
Laga…
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:

“DELIVERED”

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Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

“Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga..”

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Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

“Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta”..

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Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

“Hum dobara shaadi kare ga..”

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Funny SMS

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

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Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

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1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

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Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

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Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

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Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
.
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”

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Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

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Pathan: R u male or female?
.
Khusra: Both
.
Pathan: How’s that possible..do u hv sex
with male or female?
.
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
.
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

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Pathan Jokes

Latest Sardar Jokes

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

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Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

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1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k

“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”

aur

“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”

.

Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya

.

tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”

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Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

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Funny SMS

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

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Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.

Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?

Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

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1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya
1 Larki Kad 5’3” Rang Gora Name Geeta
Jise Mily Puppi le le
Payment ho gae ha.

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3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga

To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.

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Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

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Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

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A Man Jumped In Water & Didn’t Come Out..

Another Man Jumped In & Didn’t Come Out..

A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That..

“Human Being Is Soluble In Water”

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Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,
Friend: acha wo kaise?

Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath
bethi thi..!!

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SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahi

Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

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Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

“Kia kehti hay?”

“Kehti hay

‘I LOVE U 2′

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

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Sardarni 2 sabziwala:

Ye kiya ha?

Sabziwala ;

Mooli ha

sardarni ;

Tumhary liye yeh Mooli ha

Aur mery liye
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Mamooli

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Sardar SMS

Walentine’s SMS

Luvable number
“1.4.3″
Luvable symbol
“RoSe”
Luvable place
“TaJmAhÄl”
Luvable day
“14 feb”
Luvable organ
“HeÅrT”
Luvable person
“yØu”….
Happy Valentine day.

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Aap ka valentine partner bhej raha hon ok.

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  /¤¤) "^----;";
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        // \\ // \\

Ab thnx bolne ki zrurat nahi hai.

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Hamara Mutaliba

Hamara Mutaliba

valentine day par

Hr talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba

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APP APNE LYE
VALENTINE “DATE”
TALASH KR RHE THE… ?
.
I FOUND SM 1 FOR U

  ;****;
o( @..@ )o
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If you would be my valentine
My heart would surely glow
And if you’d be my valentine
I’d want the world to know

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kiss me and hold me tightly close to you
kiss me and whisper sweet words that are true
kiss me here and kiss me there
kiss me all over and anywhere

kiss me softly and kiss me hardly

kiss me and and lay me on the bed
kiss me from my toes to my head

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£/ ////______l
) /_(_)
/__/

HANDS UP AND GIVE ME YOUR
HEART ON THIS VALENTINES DAY
LOVE YOU SWEETHEART

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Roses are red; daisies are white;
Valentine, you make every day a delight.
Violets are blue; daffodils are yellow;
Valentine, you make my heart jiggle like Jello!

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Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Funny SMS

A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.

Valentines Remain….

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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= Cant live without u
L= Love u
I= I miss u
C= Care about u
K= Kiss from my heart 2 u

So Click on Valentine day SmS

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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely Valentine’s day

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Be my Valentine, my love,
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through

Be my valentine, my love

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Girl, Valentines Day Pe shopkeeper Se:

“Aisa Card Hai Jis Me Likha Ho K Me
Tumse Aur Sirf Tumse Pyar Krti Hun”

Shopkeeper: HaaN Hai

Girl: 2 Darjan Pack Krdo

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Valentine’s SMS

V=Very
A=Adorable
L=Lovely
E=Exotic
N=Nice
T=Ticklish
I=Interesting
N=Naughty
E=Exceptional
DAY

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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me?

Please Go out with me on this
Valentine’s day

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V= Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A= i will Always be yours
L= Love at its most extreme
E= Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N= Never-ending love
T= we will Always be Together forever
I= you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N= Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E= Eternity our love is so ever lasting

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I want
To live in your eyes
Die in your Armz
&
Be burried in your Heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

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May the Valentine’s Day spirit fill your heart
With love and joy on this special day.
A time to exchange messages – a spirit of love,
Sentimental verses sent in a poetic way

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Valentine Oh Valentine…..,
Darlin’ won’t you please be mine….,
My love for you is on the line…..,
Lovely Valentine….! ! !

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One Two
How r u

Three four
Love me more

Five six
Date is fix

Sis seven
U r my Heaven

Eight nine
Be my Valentine

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No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

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